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| From Siman with love..read and take note. *A Guide to Love and Sex for Virgins* As a young, modern virgin of the nineties, you no doubt have many questions concerning romance, love, even S.E.X. In this sensitive and frank "question and answer" format, noted sex therapist Dr Ruth explains everything you've ever wondered about.Q: Where can I find the man of my dreams ?A: This is a difficult question, since every virgin probably has a different ideal of what their own personal Prince Charming should act and look like. However, when it comes to finding Mr Right, I can give you a good suggestion on where to start - and that's in a bar. That's right, go to a bar... preferably the kind that smells of stale beer and lots of men crowded around watching a sports event on television. Pick a man that looks interesting - it's best to stay away from the shallow "pretty boys" in designer clothes with bulging muscles. Instead, I recommend you pick somebody a little older and wiser, possibly reassuring pot belly. Boldly approach him, offer to buy him a few beers, then invite him back to your place. He'll advise you from there.Q: How do I know if I found Mr. Right ?A: Unfortunately, there's no sure way to tell. Therefore, I suggest you try out many different kinds of men and many different kinds of bars.Q: Do men like aggressive virgins?A: Definitely. Although they don't admit it, men are often shy - so it's up to you to be bold. In addition to bars, don't be afraid to approach men on streetcorners, in restaurants, even in restrooms. Break the ice with simple "hello", followed by an offer to buy them dinner, drinks - even an expensive gift. Then invite them to back to your place.Q: What if a man's married ?A: Go for it. This is a great opportunity to enjoy the valuable experience a married man possesses, without being tied down by any sort of commitment.Q: But what if I fall in love with a married man ?A: This is a tough one, especially if you're a woman and find yourself pregnant. Ask him how he feels about his wife and family. If he says his wife doesn't understand him and he's thinking of leaving her, believe him and continue your relationship, secure in the knowledge that he'll soon make good his promise. Married men rarely lie about such important matters.Q: How do I know if I'm ready for sex ?A: Ask your boyfriend. He'll know when the time is right. When it comes to love and sex, experienced men are much more responsible, since they're not confused emotionally as virgins. It's a proven fact.Q: Should I have sex on the first date?A: YES. Before if possible.Q: What exactly happens during the act of sex ?A: Again, this is entirely up to the man. The important thing to remember is that you must do whatever he tells you without question. Sometimes, however, he may ask you to do certain things that may at first seem strange to you. Do them anyway.Q: How long should the sex act last?A: This is a natural and normal part of nature, so don't feel ashamed or embarrassed. After your man has finished making love, he'll have a natural desire to leave you suddenly, and go out with his friends to play golf. Or perhaps another activity, such as going out with his friends to the bar for the purpose of consuming large amounts of alcohol and sharing a few personal thoughts with his buddies. Don't feel left out - while he's gone you can busy yourself by doing his laundry, cleaning his apartment, or perhaps even going out to buy him an expensive gift. He'll come back when he's ready. Q: What is "afterplay"?A: After a man has finished making love, he needs to replenish his manly energy. "Afterplay" is simply a list of important activities for you to do after the lovemaking. This includes lighting his cigarette, making him a sandwich or pizza, bringing him a few beers, or leaving him alone to sleep while you go out and buy him an expensive gift.Q: Does the size of the penis matter?A: Yes. Although many virgins believe that quality, not quantity, is important, studies show this is simply not true. The average erect male penis measures about six centimeters, anything longer than that is extremely rare. If by some chance your lover's sexual organ is seven centimeters or over, you should go down on your knees and thank you lucky stars and do everything possible to please him, such as doing his laundry, cleaning his apartment and buying him an expensive gift.Q: What about the orgasm ?A: What about it ? There's no such thing. It's a myth.Q: Are you sure?A: Will you stop asking so many questions ? Do you distrust experienced men or something? Instead, prove how much you care for your boyfriend by going out and buying him an expensive gift. | ||
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| Siman's bit Word up this is MR SYE OR SI_MAN or just Philly White.If u dont know me you should.Welcome to the sex guru section here i will be helpin you guys and girls sort out your sexual problems and things to do with th opposite sex plus if you have a good enough question and your fine enough you get a private message from me. this is Amy my princess she is the most amazing girl i have ever had the pleasure of meeting | ||
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| Advice 1) It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what is more painful is to love someone and never to find the courage to let that person know how you feel. 2) Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. 3) Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion, and the romance in a relationship--and to find out you still care for that person. 4) A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and you just have to let go. 5) When a door of happiness closes, another opens but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the ones, which has been opened for us. 6) The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and have the best conversation you ever had. 7) It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. 8) Giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they'll love you back! Don't expect love in return; just wait for it to grow in their heart, but if it doesn't be content it grew in yours. 9) There are things you'd love to hear that you would never hear from the person whom you would like to hear it from, but don't be so deaf as not to hear it from the one who says it from the heart. 10) Never say goodbye if you still want to try; never give up if you still feel you can go on; never say you don't love a person anymore if you can't let go. 11) Love comes to those who still: hope although they've been disappointed, to those who still believe although they've been betrayed, need to love those who still love although they've been hurt before. 12) It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone - but it takes a lifetime to forget someone. 13) Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Hope you find the one that makes you smile. 14) There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real! Hope you dream of that special someone. 15) Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do. 16) May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human, enough hope to make you happy and enough money to buy me gifts!! 17) Always put yourself in others' shoes. If you feel that it hurts you, it probably hurts the person too. 18) A careless word may kndle strife; a cruel word may wreck a life; a timely word may level stress; a loving word may heal and bless. 19) The beginning of love is to let those we love be just themselves and not twist them with our own image -otherwise; we love only the reflection of ourselves we find in them. 20) The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. 21) Happiness lies for those who cry, those who hurt, those who have searched, and those who have tried, for only they can appreciate the importance of people who have touched their lives. 22) Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear. 23) The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can't go on well in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches. 24) When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one who is smiling and everyone around you is crying... | ||
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